What is one thing that will always make you laugh?
That Nope, Nope, Nope Octopus gif.
Who let the dogs out?
The cat, obviously.
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
Who would you want to be stuck in an elevator with?
An elevator repairman.
If you could have dinner with one person, living or dead, who would it be?
The Loch Ness Monster. I just have to know.